The Hornet would firstly like to apologise for no interviews this week. The Luke Troy incident, has had me fielding more complaints than Austereo. The Hornet will be digging to china in the coming weeks over this issue, but from now until the GF in 8 days, the focus will be purely on Rugby.
A team of sauna loving merry men, versus, a team of old school catholics. It certainly brings a touching, fitting, penultimate game to the season. Both teams will have their final captains runs tonight. The Wanderers winding down with a long, slow, pash, reminding them of the year that took them to the minor premiership.Coach Thompson(nee Beckett), telling the merry boys to actually use the holes in the brick for what they were made for. Rob Aston, the senior member of the squad, taking the lead, with his member, showing the younger members of the squad how to really make love to a brick. If anything it will relax this team who seems to have been on edge the last few weeks.
The Hawks will be making no excuses. After a light hit out to save their aging bodies they will go to the catholic church, as myths, praying to another myth, to try and salvage a season that started out so promising. Va will ask for his other cruciate ligament off blubba, who will oblige after his embarrassing run on in the dying moments of Hamilton's second grade flogging of second grade premiers Merewether. Paul Dan, in this case will be asked to be looked upon as the saviour for this team. He can himself perform miracles at times, turning himself to water, when seeing opposition forwards run at him.
The teams are one all in the regular season. Hamilton has the edge with its experience in the big matches. Wanderers surely must still be scarred from the drubbing they received last year. Hamilton must use this to their advantage and remind a club that has picked itself up in the last year to become again successful. The mind games must spill onto the field, if this side who plays the best ten man Rugby in the competition is to progress for another grand final this year.
Wanderers have the better back line, and will pressure the no.10's kicking game to exploit their broken Field running. If Wells or Dann start, they both kick poorly, like a child just out of an iron lung, when under pressure. Wanderers will have to go wider than Mitchell Johnson's ashes efforts to turn the aging Hamilton pack on its heels.
Wanders discipline may also let them down. Being a school teacher, coach Beckett(nee Thompson) has done little to cool the erratic ways of Dan "could have been" Kevil, Dorian Simes' better brother Monty, the merry Sherwood boys, and of course the ever volatile butcher of Budapest. These guys can easily win or lose for Wanderers in this die or do game.
One thing is certain, Hamilton have been the premier team in the competition for the last decade, now that all Waratahs achievements have been put under the spotlight. Will experience get them over? Or will a weird experiment with bricks put coach Theckett down in NHRU history as the brains behind revival that is bigger than the catholic church.
Feel Free to post relevant comments on how you think tomorrows matches will go. I'm tipping Hamilton by 3. Wanderers can't win the close ones.
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Go Hamilton. No one wants to see the filthy poons go through.
ReplyDeletePauly Dan. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit much expecting Paul Dan to be able to tackle
ReplyDeleteIt is widely known nearly all half backs are useless in defence and open play (just ask Theckett), odds are on he will be just another ball shifter
yeh rugby for life... I would go for Hawks too if I were you.
ReplyDeleteWhy is that?
ReplyDeletethen you dont have to face the 2 blues again which you are all so obviously not wanting
ReplyDeleteNo I want to get my $10 worth and see a good match and be able to have a beer with some half decent blokes after the game. Go Hamo.
ReplyDeleteI second that. Thanks for that hornet. I am actually going for Hamo because I once played for the hawks. Can't wait to beat you in the GF. Won't be having a beer with you either.
ReplyDeleteHawkys will win, just need to kick the ball out, poons have good counter attack but get about as much from their 10,12 & 13 as Robert Downey Jnr got from his first trip to rehab!
ReplyDeleteKeivel is a good player and they have a decent pack, although dildo (hooker) is purley there as the token red head (similar to maxi, although maxi is the better player) and is yet to insert any authority when he comes out.
Danger is the back 3, if wellys and danny dont kick the ball out i fell poons back three will make us pay and not just on the scoreboard but by way of the $10 entry fee to the gf next week.
i dont think anyone wants a beer with you RFL.... cause youre a flogger.
ReplyDeleteNo I'm a blogger.
ReplyDeleteyou can say that again....
ReplyDeleteblogflogger!!
i guaran damn tee that wanderers will win....
ReplyDeleteif not, i will happily eat my words and buy any playing hawk 1st grader a beer at the blue bar afterwards....
jules
Mighty seahorse to prevail in 2's. Im sure the poons will support us
ReplyDeleteanon, not likely, your a pack of lesbians, we'll win in 2's by at least 10. If not Jules will shout you at the bar.
ReplyDeleteI'm interested what the dragonfly has to say?
ReplyDeletewell they certainly wont be going for you blokes greenbuzzfly. Actually the poons 2s think we are good blokes so we should be able to count on their invaluable support. How are you going to win by 10? Have you got a new forward pack and backline?
ReplyDeleteThe Angry Seahorse's will need some luck i reckon, from what i heard from the last round the Slime had 9 3rd graders in so Anon' you could say yes to your question. Should be a good game though, pretty even & if you have any East rejects like your Colt's it may be fiery also.
ReplyDeleteGee, that must make you feel awesome if the poons 2's like you. We have a new forward pack with Nolan suspended for 4 weeks after a headbutt. We also have our outside centre back, and our winger. Sorry I meant 20.
ReplyDeleteThe dragon fly say;
ReplyDeletedon't know what the go is with rubbishing the 2 blues 10, 12, 13 is
The Sherwoods are a deadly combo and Gids coming in at outside gives the side some saffer x-factor even if he cant speak English
Mark Sherwood to play Danny off the park
back row the only real threat from hawks especially that number 6, possibly the only hamo foward how wont be needing a pre-game enema
I think they are rubbishing them because they were pretty ineffective last week.
ReplyDeleteHave proven many times this season that they are class players
ReplyDeleteand paying 10 bucks to see park football is bullshit
Didn't see too much of Gideot on the weekend, perhaps starved of the ball by the maligned inside 3. If the Danbag is on against the merry men it's going to be a battle of the leprechauns! Lake Mac all over again. Anonymous you must be desperate if you like drinking with the gayboys in the Oyster Bar, i can give you a name of a good therapist to help with that affliction, Monty is using him now to manage his anger issues so your Colts might like to speak to him to.
ReplyDeleteI dont think the wanderers back three should be considered a real threat especially with Simes coming back into the team ... that kid is a grub ... all it takes is one heckler to hit a nerve or a good hit put on him to throw him off his game... although Becket has probably done us a favor by selecting him... my prediction is Hamo to win with Simes in the bin or injured before the second half
ReplyDeleteOK some of our colts are good blokes, and some of them will not be at the club next year if any of the senior players have a say in it. By the way, I never said that any of us like the poons or drink in the oyster bar. Sorry if you cant read what I am saying. I did say that they like us, even when we give it to them on the field. That certainly does not make us raging faggots or fans thereof.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I hope you blokes are right because we beat you with 13 players on the field for 10 minutes thanks to Al Quartemain so you had better have some blokes back. Is the mungo still playing 10?
Hawks in a close one.
ReplyDeleteIve added the Two Blues to my weekends multi. They'll get home 13+.
ReplyDeleteMorton, you gay antics and character assassination of J Gardiner are out of line. Also the threat of drinking with the hamilton muffin tops. Keep you blue blood to yourself and drop off the cartons to the green room
ReplyDeletegreens V reds at mayfield.
ReplyDeletedrama, excitement and a hint of old wounds to reopen. Look for the reds first grade side to run out. Look for the greens team full of neverbeens. look for the ginger guy in the middle. Look for an obvious 5th grade team playing last years 1st grade finalists.
Look look look
September Rugby isn't it great....training 8.45am, go and watch 4ths at No 2, watch 3rds at No 2, shoot off to Dangar and watch what should be a cracker of a game in 5th's if the banter on this site is a valid reflection. Back to No 2 and watch 2nds, then straight over to Passmore to watch the girls play GF at 3.30pm, I couldn't give a shit who wins the 1st grade game today, it will make no difference on the result on the 19th....Big Green Day out once again.
ReplyDeleteGreenlantern,you got a couple pts right and some clearly wrong....it was exciting all right, all 50pts we scored against those dirty thugs that wore red. But we certainly arent a team of neverbeens, an anderson medal winner, 6 members of the greens 07 premiership winning side and a host of young kids that will certainly be playing up the grades next year..
ReplyDeleteIt was look look look....but unfortunately there was no big mouthed LESBOT to be seen.He clearly was running scared of my last invitation after "shooting" his mouth off last week.
Hamo! what a disgrace yesterday, how the hell can you throw away a 19 point lead with 20 to go? No blaming the refs either. Bubba came on for his 10 minutes of glory again & was embarrassed, enjoy your mad monday boys & stack your 2nd's cause you will need it. And anonymous your seconds got what was coming, pretenders all year like your first grade so now you can go drinking with your good buddy's at the Sunnyside & commiserate together. Yeah the Mungo did play, oh he was the one that pinned you down in your half most of the second half, back to your books now & get set for next year.
ReplyDeleteI think we can safely say after watching c grade on the weekend that Luke was the only one on the roid's. With several ex 1st grader's in their team , the tah's were very dissappointing . I even think our local Hobett Rouse won the fight??
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see Poons #4 giving it to Beckett after he was replaced in the 2nd half when they were down 19-0 only to be seen hugging him after the game and his dick firmly implanted in the coaches arse, could be a bit late buddy, Beckett has a long memory and being a school teacher will not put up with that schoolboy behaviour. Dan, hows your record in GFs ? Not very good I beleive.
ReplyDeleteKurt Banks what are you talking about? Can only naturally assume that you think i am "shooter" macgavern and can only assume MC played and defeated tahs in c grade on saturday! Bugga..?! How bout that-the tahs have a C grade side. Please enlighten me as to your invitation.
ReplyDeletePS: How did your anderson medal winner-jamie "default" lind play?
C Grade, Who cares. Bring on the big one. Blues vs Greens.
ReplyDeleteBeckett please please keep Monty in your team this week, his lineout throwing alone justifies his selection
ReplyDeleteyou green sucks have been very quiet the last 48 hrs. Whats up spankers ?
ReplyDeleteObviously preparing for 6 Grand Finals you anonymous wanker, i think that speaks for itself!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the poons, the first side to make a grandfinal and "NOT" win a finals game... just plain and simply sickening
ReplyDeleteyou must hate getting into the finals all the time and choking Slimed Again...year after year, choke after choke... keep preparing, youre gunna need it spanker.
ReplyDelete10 grand final winning teams in the past 3 years doesn't sound like choking to me anonymous, & you guys will be the ones spanking yourself after next saturday which is normal practice in the Blue Oyster Bar anyway,let's hear the Wanderers roar! meow.
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