Merewether V Wanderers
To see Aaron Thompson dressed in green still looking like Danny Beckett was a site that made me cringe, yet smile at the same time. It was upsetting to see him dressed in former Wanderer turncoat Brent Dale's size XXXXXXL green shorts, which were, in turn, passed on to him by Jamie Lind as he wore no smile. Thompson was wearing a green jumper that Dale obviously stole, as he contributed nothing to Carlton in his time in green. Yet, Thompson still looked down. Thompson looked defeated from drinking light beer on a day that could only be described as perfect. He was the only person in green at Fortress Townsend who looked down.
The day was perfect. The weather, the atmosphere and in the end, the result. Coach Beckett looked as dejected as his brother, only he was in his true colours. Blue. The Wanderers winger who pumped his fist at green corner must be distraught. With two minutes to go, at Townsend, the game was far from over. The game was far from won. He gave it to the wall of green. The wall of green turned into a green wave and Merewether fullback, Blake Creighton rode it home for a perfect 10.
Wanderers were lucky to come as close as they did. Wanderers scrum pushed back further than two Argentinian stray dogs in heat, all day. The only thing that kept them in the game was their counter attack, which was rarely allowed to function with some deft kicking from the 9, 10 and 15. The Wanderers back row which has been hailed in most circles as the best in the competition, looked as slow as Hamilton's back line the week before. Even Carlton's depth off the bench made the team seem as strong as the team which started.
It was a close game, that was in doubt, for 30 seconds after the final blue try. Then youth overtook experience and like a first time gambler, they threw all their chips on themselves, played their hand and came out on top. From the last two games it has become evident. Merewether's opposition need at least 35 points in them to beat these little rascals. Hamilton and Wanderers are the only two teams that have kept Carlton under twenty this year. They both have only done it once.
Hamilton V Maitland
Why would the NHRU want to put a semi final on at this dust pit? Its called passmore for a reason. To watch this game, a sense of mediocrity fell over this little hornet.Its hard to get up and play at this ground. It showed. If only Hamilton could find a decent ground in Hamilton to play at. It looked like more supporters came out to watch their second grade play the day before at the Fortress. Maybe, it was because all good catholics stay at home on Sunday. Maybe, it was because they play at Wickham and drink at Georgetown, it confuses their supporters. Their one season ticket holder, Bundy, is the only fan guaranteed to make it to the match.
Maitland looked half the side they were last week. Hamilton, it seemed played for the occasion, yet they didn't play all that well. The unicorn was back to add starch. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. That's what myths do though. Was he there, or wasn't he? It was hard to tell but the biggest hit he pulled off was probably the high fives he gave out after Hamiltons first try.
To credit Hamilton, their defence was OK at best. Their attack was lucky against some pretty bad defending. The no.10's passing was horrible and he continued to take bad options. Hamilton could have scored more tries. Both teams played like teams under pressure. Hamilton in the end responded quicker. If only the guys in uniform on the hill did the same. Word is they missed two major drug deals, a pimp beating his woman, Some drunk Croatians getting in their car driving home and local hooligans pitching tents getting ready for 'Fat as Butter.'
Hamilton can beat Wanderers. Their tight five is probably better. If they can bully the Wanderers forward pack like Carlton did all game Saturday, Wells may take the safe option and run it himself, score 30 points. The backs of Hamilton don't have the pace or class of Wanderers. The Hornet would like to say Hamilton, to win in the rain in a tight forward game, however, Wanderers to win by 10.
Feel Free to post comments on how you saw the weekends game, and how you see the season unfolding. GH
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A bit different to whats in the paper. Good honest assesment Hornet. Greens to win 09.
ReplyDeleteWhat about 2nd grade hornet?
ReplyDeleteMerewether will smoke uni this week.
ReplyDeleteEven though i had lunch commitments is Sydney on Saturday, reading your column had me right there in front of the Green Room.
ReplyDelete"The unicorn was back to add starch. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. That's what myths do though. Was he there, or wasn't he? It was hard to tell but the biggest hit he pulled off was probably the high fives he gave out after Hamiltons first try"
ReplyDeleteTHATS PURE GOLD! I would laugh quite heartedly if it wasnt sooooo very true.
fair article, although we will win the comp this year, enjoy your moment greens, we will demoligh hamo this week and then see u in the gf
ReplyDeleteYour blog is fucking rubbish. The referee should have blew full time on the weekend before the kick off as the official timer had the match as over. Perfect example of a greens official letting his team win. Wanderers will bounce back and you will be eating your words you smart arse.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous you are a goose
ReplyDeletethe simple fact was that the poons lack of experience killed them.... they could not kick the ball out when it mattered and ended up conceeding a try... On the flipside it was great to see Monty playing 1st grade again - he is a credit to the blues. They are mad not to pick him. Coach Beckett must have a sleepless week ahead.
ReplyDeleteAnomynous, grow up and face the fact we lost, the official time keeper may have had the game as over but the wistle did not blow and u always play to the wistle... if we had kicked the ball out we win, on the flip side if the slime no. 7 had caught the ball he was under the black dot and gilmor would have converted and the score would have been 25 to 8 with 20 to go... so stip whinging you are giving our club a bad rep you tool.
ReplyDeleteps dont blame this blog either, as i doubt it had an effect on the game you idiot
ANONYMOUS, if you dont like the blog you should return to your wanderers homo page,and continue to masturbate over semi naked men, as for the result , dont blame the ref, there was 2 1/2 minutes to go when your penis obsessed mates started prematurely ejaculating over each other, maybe you should be talking to the peanut who instead of kicking it out to end the match, kicked it down our 3rd Grade halfbacks throat who then passed it over to Creighton and Co to score the best try of the match, eat shit mate.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the ripper of a performance by the Hawks 2nd grade to launch themselves into the grandfinal!
ReplyDeleteHow somebody can get sent off after being kicked on the ground is beyond me. Good to see blubba get on when the show was over though.
ReplyDeleteOk you won one game you bong smoking surfing bums. But after we smash Hawks on Saturday at the real fortress. We will be back at No. 1 on the 19th to shove the ball right up your ass after we belt you 32 to 15 you shit heads. Benn bitting any fingers lately you low lifes
ReplyDeletewhat about it anonymous-it's 2nd grade!!, who played???????
ReplyDeleteBlubba what a fat over rated wanker. Looks like he as two wombats fighting in his shorts. What was the use of him getting on other than to show off (DICKHEAD)
ReplyDeleteWhere are you Tugger!!!!!!! What an impacted your so called super star mate had on the weekend. KO how funny was that. What happen did you get hit from the side and one of his ears swing around and knock him out. HA ha ha ha ha ha. Soft as butter.
ReplyDeleteoinking who are you is the question everyone is asking.A few blokes wanting your head is the talk on the street. What a fuckwit you are!!
ReplyDeleteahh blubba didnt make an appearance in the 1st grade game he just sat and watched the hawks destroy a team many thought would be in the grandfinal! and tuggers superstar did not fare so well in his return game to the top grade. 'Oinking mad' good to see your club culture you probably dont even realise your bunch of old farts in 2nd grade got beat on sunday and will play no further part in the final series. shortly to be the similar fate of your 1's!
ReplyDeleteBlue God, "bong smoking surfing bums", get out of the 70's dickhead, they are cougar hunters now, hunting Wanderers wives cause their partners can't satisfy them, gouging ones face isn't very nice either, he has the scars to prove it too, not like any made up story to try to cover his attack, yes that was Blubber celebrating our try as well, Wankers.
ReplyDeleteblue god, i do not have to even look at the video of the alledged bite if the man has scratch marks down his face!!! why was someones fingers anywhere near someones face??? typical of your club continually looking for excuses, blaming the refs and all the incesent whinging constantly whinging. Time for your club to grow up and stop acting like spoilt private school GPS boys and be men!
ReplyDeleteYEAH WELL SAID CROSSFIT, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PRIVATE SPOILT SCHOOLBOYS YOURSELF
ReplyDeleteblue god: 32 -15. Don't know about that, but,You could probably get it up Dan Garners arse.
ReplyDeletewhat is he (super coach) going to do now throw the brick at someone for not kicking the fucking ball out. I would how hard is it. Time for changes bring back Morton to 1st grade at least his fat ass good of kicked it out.
ReplyDeleteit would fit up there side ways
ReplyDeleteAnonymous i have no idea who played as i dont support any of your sides so i can only agree that you beat a team full of 2nd grade hopeless old farts! Congratulations on that!!
ReplyDeleteManhunted (or are you manhunter) you hunt those men if it tickles you where bubbas balls itch! Me and my fellow porkers only hunt milf sows! I try to have some wit thanks manhunter but theres no need for profanities! Like an old overated coleman hasbeen gets his fat fist to a beer at the prince i will attempt to get some more nuggets of info for you and your street walkers! Hunt on boys
PS: how is mobbys dog. Like himself is it nuetered?
Was that a headbut we saw in the 2nd's? Some interesting onfield behaviour out of your lot hornet.
ReplyDeletenot the first time a slime peice of shit resorted to a headbutt...
ReplyDeleteisnt that right hornet? the depths you fags will go to
Merewether has definately got the tag of grubiest team now that easts are out of the comp. Hamilton will win the comp. Club Bubba will be pumping and we'll be off to the islands on an end of season jaunt. nice blog though hornet, just a shame its incorrect.
ReplyDeleteHamilton have definitely got the tag of a bunch of yelping wieners. Haven't heard such carry on since Showbag was playing for Waratah, and at least he could back it up with some staunch.
ReplyDeleteThe Catholics had their prayers answered on Sunday but poons will sort them out this weekend.
fck Merewether Carlton, and this blog. Its a biased viewpoint, no one can take it seriously. You are all gay.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous you are so correct my friend. They are a bunch of cunts. Headbuts, Biting, etc. Funny thing is they think they are so fuckin special. They forget 5 years ago they were bottom of the ladder coping floggings from everyone and that we all have our turn in the cycle of rugby.
ReplyDeletegreen wank: firstly as I've said before, my child can read so please keep the language to a minimum. Theres not a person at Carlton who isn't gratful for the hard times, a time where they still had five grades, and still featured in the club championships. If you'd like me do do an article on your particular club, I'd be more than accommodating. Just email me on greenhornetsnest@gmail.com and I can write about the fridge industry at Waratah, having no suburb for no identity, The shortcomings of praying at a catholic church, Southern Beaches players ride body baords etc etc. thanks.
ReplyDeleteGee hornet,people are taking this a bit too seriously. I like the interest it promotes for local Rugby and your probably doing more for the game than any administrator or journo in the town. Keep at it. Apart from the last article, there hasn't been any bias toward Carlton at all, which is fair enough because Carlton deserved to win.(I play for the mighty Lake.Finals 2010)
ReplyDeleteoink so you drink at the Prince don't know if barge ass Blubba does but i might go and pick him up and take him down there to meet you. What day suits? You gutless Fag. I am sure there will be a long line of people waiting to give it to you.
ReplyDeleteWe all LOVE the little Hornet. He has done more for the game in Newy than Jimmy WANDERER has ever done.
ReplyDeleteGo back to the bongs. You all need to get out more and see more of the world. Instead of talking each other up. Two Blues to win on Sat. by 25 - 35 points Hawks got nothing.
ReplyDeletedon't know why i bother ready this shit you have no idea all of you!!!!! See what happens this weekend at the real fortress want we. I wounder how many poeple can pull themself away from there BONGS long enough to come to No.2 to watch by the way you will have to pay.
ReplyDelete25 points is asking a lot of hamo.
ReplyDeleteBlue God & green wank, obviously the hornet has cut you both deep, i admire your passion for your respective clubs, although u r the only 2 fools who get narky. the blog and associated articles are 'Satirical' and those who get all wound up over it have the brain of an ant!!!
ReplyDeleteps blue god despite some of your comments i do agree my former club will spank Hamilton
Anonymous, in reply to your last comment regarding moving away from our bongs long enough to come to the real fortress, well I can assure you many of the greens will show up and yes they will have to pay, its just a shame we will have to forgo our next $10 sappy, perhaps you could be a pal and use your daddys credit card to pay for us to come in?
ReplyDeleteIts a shame we'll have to pay $10 and leave at full time of seconds, leaving the crowd to stand at 15 plus one dog, Bundy.
ReplyDeleteLong time reader first time writer. Love the site Hornet but their are some people getting carried away on here with very personal attacks. I think some need to take this site for what it's worth a bit of fun and some interesting points from local fans. Keep the $%^$%^ out of it.
ReplyDeleteManhunter, who said i was talking about blubba? Perhaps i was referring to other pill popping, cheap shot merchants in that family that attempt to play footy and have brought down the coleman name for years!!?? I am not of the homo variety unlike yourself manhunter, -told you i dig on female swine, older the better.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, i dont drink there but i'll be there around 7.45pm, if im late you and the boys start without me!!!!!
Anonymous quote "fck Merewether Carlton, and this blog. Its a biased viewpoint, no one can take it seriously. You are all gay. "
ReplyDeleteIf you find this blog too offensive, biased, personal or gay, then fuck off and create your own. It's entertainment, and it makes me laugh. If you take anything too personally then you need to strengthen your own character and resilience.
I'd like to censor this nob.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous..."fck Merewether Carlton, and this blog. Its a biased viewpoint, no one can take it seriously. You are all gay."
ReplyDeletewith the amount of comments you have posted mate, i think its safe to say your the only one taking this too serious.
signed anonymous, hows it feel mate?
green hornet said...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to censor this nob.
its knob you illiterate fuck....lurn to right betterer...
annonymous and oink to f**k off to their own site you are both tools and have nothing good to say on this site let along funny!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei hope you all leave after the 2nds game that will leave us to watch our guys belt Homo(Hawks) in peace and quite. I also bet Blubba will on be in the blue room because of two thing. 1) his shit dog will not be aloud 2) they would have lost the game and he will be hiding his fat ass.
ReplyDeleteI actually meant nob as in "What comes before my nuts" which means "At the end of my nobbys nuts." Learn to read in context. Nob.
ReplyDeleteblue god, enjoy your last game of the year homo
ReplyDeleteGeez guys take a chill pill and mellow out! I agree with Lady Longshot, if you don't like the site and can't take it for what it is..'a tongue in cheek view of current local rugby events' then have a bitch to your girlfriend (or boyfriend for that matter) and get over it! I for one think the site is piss funny when taken in context for what its meant to be.....
ReplyDeletelook guys, i know i have gotten a little bit carried away and yes, even blown my cool, but we, as a team, have to avoid this web blog.
ReplyDeletefrom here on; for the next 2 weeks,
*this shall not be discussed at training;
(this includes all the text messages)
*Do not even look at this blog (its a distraction we don't need right now)
if i (or any of the other coaches) here about anyone posting, or discussing this site in the next 2 weeks, there will be ramifications.
you may even lose your position in the squad.....
if your head and heart aren't 110% into winning for the next 2 games, then you are a liability for the mighty two blues.
we need to switch on, and stop reacting to this petty crap.
reagards,
Dan Beckett
if anyone would like to discuss this privately, please email me on daniel.beckett@mn.catholic.edu.au or ring me on 0425364913.
Thanks Aaron.
ReplyDeleteIt's a blog. Get it? IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE SERIOUS.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Wanderers to win cos' Hawks wont be fit enough to run around Aston's arse.
Mr B, For a teacher you are a crap speller...
ReplyDeleteBest web blog so far....
its knob you illiterate fuck....lurn to right betterer...
ReplyDeletehaha maybe you better learn how to WRITE buddy.
is that for real from beckett, how easy to distract the 2blues
Danny Beckett/Tommo take a chill pill. Why would you put your real mobile no. up on this site? Is it so we can all text you to tell you our thoughts? Maybe!!!! Well we will be shore to give you a call whaen you lose on Saturday to the fat/slow old Hawks. Ha ha ha ha i will be sure to call you on 0425364913
ReplyDeletePiss off you don't know me and want catch me coach.
ReplyDeleteYou boys are like bitching schoolgirls. Too funny. Keep it up!
ReplyDeletego Danny go what a little bitch
ReplyDeleteI take no blame for people posting numbers up. If you have a complaint please contact me at greenhornetsnest@gmail.com
ReplyDeletehaha anyone know Luke Troy... seems everyone soon will check it out: http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/news/news/club-rugby-prop-banned-for-steroids-web-order/2009/09/08/1252201224277.html
ReplyDeletecheck the latest post for all the news.
ReplyDeleteNote to Dan Beckett.....Blue God acts like he is invincible to you. Make the whole team do laps of No2 until they either all spew or he owns up. You can’t have this disharmony in your team before a crucial match like this Saturday.
ReplyDeletehey lady longshot.... do you have a webcam and msn ??
ReplyDeleteCoach Dan sounds like you are an interested party , exciting game on the weekend but from where i sat the last Wanderers try looked slightly forward to say the least but no mention has been made of this anywhere. Slime forwards smashed the Poons front row a couple of times & to their credit they came back well.
ReplyDeleteBeing from neither club i believe Carlton deserved to win but the comp" being so close this year anything could happen this weekend & in the big one, my tip is Hamo to beat Werderers this weekend making a sad GF day for the Poons.
point noted CK.... that would cancel out the disallowed try that was in fact a try (and under the sticks which most prob be 7) ....just that the ref was too puffed to keep up. Two blues also missed two sitters in front (2nd minute penalty and then conversion missed) which would have seen the blues through on a draw. Carlton should consider themselves lucky....which is probably why they are all in here talking it up so much.... they realise the luck ended last week.
ReplyDeleteMy god you hawks and wanderers crack me up! Notice the whinging has picked up since the wanderers fans got on here, similar to the bitching they go on with on the field! Keep up the good work hornet, it's obviously getting in their heads!
ReplyDeleteDont be like that greenhornets mate. I finally got my tail to straighten out today... thats good news!
Secret, geez you Wankerers can dribble & make excuses, well my friend the Slime are already in like it or not & your passage is not guaranteed by any stretch of the imagination. If the Greens took all of their chances like the ones you are pointing out for the Poons you wouldn't have been anywhere near them with 20 to go so take it on the chin & back up next week on the field not on this forum you tosser.
ReplyDeleteAsk your front row about luck when their arses were getting sunburnt most of Saturday arvo.
notice the spelling quality and IQ's have increased significantly too you fuckwit. hahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletehooohaaa
Go straighten your penis out now your tail is sorted.
point taken CK.... you have made it to the GF and no amount of bullshit in this forum will change that. Well done to your mates who actually played cause they did play better on the day.
ReplyDeleteps : I aint your friend, remember, .... you have none.
Anonymous, please do not offend me by saying i am a slime supporter! i was watching the game with no bias unlike you & your petty chidish comments & was stating it as i saw it & you were flattered to be in the position you were in at the end of the game. I have plenty of friends on the other side of the Belmore Bridge & am not daunted by it unlike you & your softcock Wanderer mates. Hamo by 7.
ReplyDeletei heard your mates live under the bridge big fella ;)
ReplyDeleteenough said. Lets see what happens over the next two weeks shall we.