Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Semi Finals - How the teams can lose.

Finally the semi final series is upon us. The deadwood is gone. Teams like Waratah, Southern Beaches, Singleton and Nelson Bay can no longer be written about in scorn because they have become even more irrelevant to the NHRU competition. Five teams are left. All teams have beaten a team in the five. It makes for an interesting series.

Instead of concentrating this article on where the finals series can be won, we must look at where the teams can lose out. Each team knows its opponents danger men. Has each team covered its own weaknesses? Maybe, maybe not. The hornet, however, has been studying these teams, and has found out exactly where they can lose the premiership for the '09 season.

Wanderers
The two blues have been the stand out team of the season. I'm not here to focus on that.Their biggest problem is that they are all pretty much focused on their end of season trip to San Fransisco. The rumour is that Aaron Thompson has organised this in the hope they lose the Grand Final. He of all people, know that a trip to the latex capital of the world, will take some players minds off the job and onto another. Thompson has arranged this so he can secure the coaching position for next year, in front of coach Beckett. This plan may misfire for him. If Wanderers do lose because of this outside distraction, I don't think they will look at another mediocre halfback coaching their first team next year. Everyone is thinking Sherwood's, it is unfortunate though that the sherwoods will be thinking of their 'Merry' Men.

Merewether Carlton
If only Theo's was still open in Llewellyn St. He could fix any breakdown. After blooding 152 players in first grade this year Merewether Carlton has become quite inconsistent at the breakdown. This is where they will lose the game. This is probably the only fault in their game at the moment. It is a credit to them, to be where they are as they have turned the ball over more times than the 600+ points they have put on the board.

Hamilton
The only thing keeping them in the top 3 was Blubba Coleman's coaching. They will not win a line out this weekend as the current South African hooker apparently hates playing on the same ground as the blacks. This will put them on an uphill battle to win their remaining games. While most teams frequent hip spots after the games like King St or Fanny's, the Hamilton forwards find themselves getting knocked back by 40 year olds at the exchange, they are that old. Their style of 10 man Rugby, while outdated, has got them this far. It got them close in 2007, It won it for them in '08, it might get them to 4th this year.

University
They want to come second so there's not much point commenting.

Maitland
This side still sits on the cusp of mediocrity. Yes they have 3 time Anderson medal winner Adam Perkins. He has been a standout in a bad team for a long time. Why isn't there a simple top 4?The referees must really know a lot about Rugby. Especially Al Quaterman. Who incidentally, will probably take it upon himself to change most of the finals matches anyway. Apparently he loves a fairytale, lets hope he referees second grade again. Back to Maitland though, thier backs are to slow to compete with the top two sides and this will see them lose. Convincingly. Again, why isn't there a top 4?

Feel free to express your opinions on how the series will pan out!!

30 comments:

  1. Not bad Hornet but what about the Poons tantrum throwers at the back? surely they are good for a couple of penalties & yellow cards the way they ponce around, Slime well don't worry about Theos when they can go to Geo's next door for their fruit salad, it's helped there 2nd grade the last few years overcome all & sundry & they are gonna need all the help they can get when they breakdown. I'd say the Hamo boys are trying to appease their new sponsor now the Sunny's gone, just another watering hole in the long, long line over the years & cougars galore! Uni, i totally agree with you they are just nuisance value & annoy the crap out of everyone till they get beat.Maitland apparently a good place for a nice sunday drive just as long as you don't stay & avoid Lorn Park at all costs, why the hell they left there is anyones guess.

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  2. haha. dead right Lake taupo, I think the hornet has forgotton about the biggest dummy spitters in the world.

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  3. Carlton have no hope in winning Hornet. It will be Hamilton V Wanderers in the GF.

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  4. Hornet, does James Gardner know you have already done an article on the kid from Merriwa??

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  5. You can rule out Uni and Maitland as they have been beaten by deadwood clubs like southern beaches. Most likely Hamilton Wanderes GF. MC have alot of points in them so could sneak in if the defense can hold up.

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  6. Looks whose oinking, look whose oinking!August 27, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Hamilton have one bloke carrying them and thats Va! The rest of the pack are a pack of whinging pooftas, especially the other Kiwi knucklehead who likes kicking blokes in the head when theyre on the ground!
    Wanderers backs are their strength
    Maitland are terrible all over the park
    Greens dont like the rough stuff,but have very sharp backs-dont know why all the talk is about strachan-creighton is much more of a threat particularly on the kick return
    Uni always lift semi final time but.....
    Verdict-anyones apart from the blacks can take it!

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  7. Wanderers V Hamilton GF its a forgone conclusion easily the best 2 teams in the comp. Slime go missing in the pack when the ruff stuff begins, maitland could annoy people but thats about it, and Uni the most torturous club in the comp with the most arrogant supporters with no respect (or any reason to have arrogance) could cause trouble if old snowy is on song.
    2blues vs the Hawks GF tho definatley

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  8. Are edgeworth still in contention?

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  9. yes.Gary Wilson is all over it.

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  10. Agree with pooned about some of the Uni supporters. they are bullshit. A wanderers vs MC grand final would be great to see and the poons to get the cash in a close one.

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  11. I'd like to see Maitland go further. They were ranked no.1 at the start of the year. Lets hope they click against the bookworms.

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  12. Hamo played all over the Greens in the second round and still only won by a point, so i think they will struggle to hold them unless they can control 80% of the ball.Uni v maitland , who cares both are no more then nuisance value.I have a feeling the Greens will beat Hamo and catch Wanderers with thier pants the following week, so look for the Hawks v Poons in the Final.Greens to be first team through.

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  13. Look Who's Oinking, Look Whose OinkingAugust 28, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Wonder if the unicorn will grace the rugby world with his presence on saturday or whether he is still 2nds! Here's one you might get a giggle from!! The unicorn is completely useless but apparently thinks he is quite original when proposing to his spouse/partner. No the unicorn is not one for tradition and did not buy an engaement ring! What did he get down on one knee and propose with??.... A dog! Yes thats right a dog with a trinket on the collar that read marry me! I Didnt know this was acceptable or a turn on or i wouldve been dishing out dogs till the cows came home! Anyhow must have worked (shotgun wedding soon!) as she said yes (buns in the oven). One can only assume the dog in question must have been cute enought to take away the distraction of mobbys potato head! Hope he didnt spend too much as a one eye one eared 3 legged dog wouldve achieved same result!! The world of the Unicorn-never a dull moment ay! Thoughts Hornet? Would you employ the same tactic when you hop down on 1 knee and woo mrs hornet!

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  14. Gee thats quite a personal attack on the ghost who walks. Assuming what you say is true, I hope the dog at least had a shiny coat. Being a hornet i have many knees, so no. I did the hornet mating call for my first three wives,all of which passed on after giving birth to a hive of children.

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  15. look who's oinking,dont hide behind the computer. if you want to discuss my personal life give me a call.

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  16. Look whose oinking.... mate very low act... this site is good for a giggle and a swipe at some club antics but your words are low... personal lives are just that.. have a crack at the footy some blokes play, but sniping at someone's personal life is below the belt. Or if you are going to stick your neck out - do it with your name attached...

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  17. Look who oinked, now is oinking more!!!!!!!!!!August 30, 2009 at 5:01 AM

    Like yourself hornet i come across snippets of info now and then, be they true or not i do not know!! Like yourself i throw the bone out there and see what bites! They criticise my comment for getting personal? I dont know-was there any truth to it? Not sure,is mobby really a unicorn-not sure? Did the hawks print up 105.5 shirts and stubby holders-not sure? Is bubba fat and divorced-not sure? Is Va carrying the hawks-not sure? Does the other dirty Kiwi on the Hawks team kick people in the head when they on the ground-not sure?
    People dont whinge about the use of a site when you are all quite happy to use it and the herald site when it suits! Take the good with bad, much like mobby and his small genitalia! English Fast Bowler-i think i have provided many a giggle buddy! Hmm an anonymous site, by a guy name green hornet!? Yes i would love to leave my name but in the words of the hornet... Buzz! PS: thanks hornet for allowing me to express my below the belt low snipes!! I really do feel better.

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  18. Bit harsh oink oink, keep the personal stuff out but Rugby stuff is fair game which brings me to the Poons 2nd grade winger on the weekend.
    How nobody in the club has not pulled this tosser aside & told him to pull his head in is beyond me , this guys antics to the crowd are a disgrace & when he wen't down like the proverbial after yet another Hamo try & then took himself off defy belief, all he needed was some milk in a saucer & his true identity would have been confirmed! If you Poons are fair dinkum give him a spell to get his act together. Slime over Poons this weekend.

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  19. oinkman when your identity is revealed i honestly hope bubba and mobby pay u a visit. personal life attacks are low but if your going to post them please have the fucken balls to give your real identity u halfwit

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  20. Look, it's an oinkarama!August 31, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Im Blue, im a legend and there is 2 of me! Happy hunting!!!

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  21. james gardner maybe??

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  22. Oinkman, You are a joke!!!!! This site has always been about footy not personal you have taken it to far fuckwit. Be a man and let us know who u r....... BUBBA

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  23. Oink to the right, oink to the left, oink to the right againAugust 31, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    When in rome do as fat romans do!!!! Im Blue, im a legend and there is 2 of me!

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  24. Funny you should mention this cat Lake Taupo. on a midweek catch up game at waratah oval he tripped a winger over and took a young fullback out late (which he got 10 for), when "approached" by one of the fullbacks team mates who didnt approve to "offer" him a chance to rough it up like a man he needless to say ran like the wind much to amusement of everyone. Like a cat he cant do much apart from run. Cant fight his way out of the kitty litter and shits him self at any risk of self harm!! He's not a cat though-dont know many faggot cats!!!!!

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  25. Does anybody know what he is actually like as bloke? ill give him a chance cos i havent actually met him outside of footy but i must say if theres anyone in the comp i cant stand its him. fuckin sook!

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  26. When a guy refuses to shake your hand at the end of the game, sums him up pretty quickly!! I dont see too many 2 blues fans blogging their support for him on here or the herald in the past!

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  27. meow, He plays for hamilton. He is a good kid, just misunderstood.

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  28. You've lost me hornet?? Who are talking about, i thought we were talking about the cat on the wing for the 2 blues! I may have missed a beat.....?

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  29. Hornet, keep on top of it buddy maybe your mind is on something else with a beat!

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  30. Surfs up, i refer to your comment: surf's up said...
    "You can rule out Uni and Maitland as they have been beaten by deadwood clubs like southern beaches."

    My question to you is, Why dont you like Southern beaches, are the waves there no good? I myself am a surfer.

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