The NHRU and the green hornet have put aside their differences and decided to help the Hamilton Hawks on their quest to help the Samoans.
At this stage it will be via a clothing bin at NHRU headquarters. The clothes will be shipped across within the next few weeks. All items will be accepted, however Wanderers jerseys and speedos will probably not go down to well with the locals.
Please make sure the clothes are in a respectable state. Special mention goes to the kids from Merewether "NO SKINNY LEG JEANS. & HAIR GEL IS NOT CLOTHING!!"
So all my fans, detractors, relatives and rivals, please give generously. The NHRU is also looking into setting up an account for donations also, so lets just sit back and wait for the news and make a wish for the Samoans and their plight.
And if you want controversial? At least it wasn't Big Nige from Beaches thrown out of the plane in a fictional story.
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I take it back, I doubted you were serious about the situation but the power of the pen has won. Congratulations hornet.
ReplyDeletecredit where its due. All the nobs that said mean things to you should apologise. well done for getting things moving. (Even this bit of serious news is funny!!) Hornet 1 Haters 0
ReplyDeleteyour still a wanker but nice work nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't so hard was it?That is all you needed in the first place not some insensitive attempt at cheap laughs.It is one thing to make fun of the poons at every opportunity but some subjects are just not funny whichever way you look at it.Good work though on the appeal,I know many in the Rugby community have already given generously.
ReplyDeleteI think the actuall score is Hornet 58 Hates 3. well done the hornet.
ReplyDeleteDid stockeys mum and dad pay for his wedding?? And how did he manage to get his gut into that tuxedo. Maybe his nickname could be changed from stockey to "extremely bloated"!
ReplyDeleteHope for the guests sake the "wedding extravaganza" was funnier than the stuff on here.Long night otherwise.
ReplyDeleteIts actually stocky not ey you dumb fcuk and no they didnt, he isnt a spoon fed homo like most of the people that write on here under anonymous monikers. And for someone so bloated he still moves and belts out a number very well. "Smooth said" obviously isnt the real smooth cos i saw the real one there havin the time of his life...like the other 400 people that got invited to witness the extravaganza, it was brilliant. So to all the haters why dont you just FCUK OFF this site if all you can do is bitch and whinge about someone that isnt even in the country to defend himself. Massive A-HOLES!!!
ReplyDeleteKurt you can't spell fuck properly.
ReplyDeleteKurt do you not see the irony and hypocrisy in defending your friend and accusing people of hiding behind anonymous monikers when he has devoted a whole website to ridiculing people using a nom de plume?Maybe when he changes the name of the site to Gareth Wasik's Hive people will start using their real names and if they don't you can get back on your high horse and start whinging again.
ReplyDeleteany updates yet you great white dope?
ReplyDeletehave you actually committed any cash or oganised anything for the victims...ar was just a coverup to push your own status?
Anon, i think you'll find the hornet got married and is on honeymoon at the moment!!
ReplyDeleteCompletely off topic, but does anyone have a link to or a list of the Newcastle Hunter Rep. squad for this year????
ReplyDeletehornet, have you heard the rumours i keep hearing about easts coming back in 2010. my mail is that they will be back and paddles will be foced to resign because of the underhanded tactics he used to get rid of them. any chance of doing some follow up and finding out the truth for your loyal followers.
ReplyDeletealso what is happening at waratah, i also hear they are fishing around town for a merger as they will be struggling to field teams next year.
annonymous, there was a bin at the nhru headquarters which we set up with the nhru, so yes, I did, I got gareths mum to take out some clothes for him too, along with the $11,500,000 profit he made on the night from sponsors alone. idiots.
ReplyDeleteRemember its a Rugby forum, so lets talk about rugby, not weddings, and not gareth, for he hasn't been the hornet for about a year now.
Hornet, can we get an update on Ben Finnie's off season schedule? I hear he is trying to lose some muscle mass in order to pick up some speed? Rumour? Trumour?
ReplyDeleteIs the clothing bin still out at Rugby HQ? Maybe the Poons & Reds can merge to form a super 1st grade team as their lowers grades are crap. What's on the agenda next Hornet we need a new fix.
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ReplyDeleteThank God for the Green Hornet ... hearing big things are afoot for the Greens lower grades. Not that they need the help but look out for a big bugger in blue and used to be covered in Tahs .. Can you Pink it?How sad is it that a true blue wanderers players Ben Mcculloch was totally ignored by the club he wanted to coach and Tony Munro picked him up and took him to a club that wanted to use his knowledge and backline prowess. Not only is he a great bloke and well liked by all his rugby mates,he has some how convinced with the help of Munro to get the Stu......... to put his hand up to play lower grades with the greens next year.Not only that,we have a singo mate of bennys and the mayor of merewether who was very handy on the side of the scrum for NSW Country who is joining the carlton ranks next year.He was going to go to waratah, but could not except payment to play the game he loves..
ReplyDeleteI'm all for a bit of witty banter but let's keep the personal attacks for face to face encounters aye?
ReplyDeleteHey girls, keep it to Rugby & stop all this schoolgirl crap you are going on with.This isn't a forum for your personal differences, i for one am sick to death of it.
ReplyDeleteyou pack of whinging homos, you guys just dont get it do you, the only teams that get his site is hamo and slime maybe merriwa, but you other cunts just cant take this for what it is FUN,, FUCK OFF
ReplyDeleteThe mighty seahorses get it as well chink
ReplyDeleteGood comment chink...very serious words for a "fun" site
ReplyDeleteChink in the Armour,you're so right only those elite,intellectual giants from Hamilton or Carlton could possibly possess sufficient mental acumen to be capable of understanding the enormity of the subject matter discussed on this highbrow site.As I am not from one of these two elitest clubs I had better return to something more appropriate for someone of my standing in the local rugby community.Back to the porn then for me,after all that is what the internet was invented for isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThank God for the Green Hornet ... hearing big things are afoot for the Greens lower grades. Not that they need the help but look out for a big bugger in blue and used to be covered in Tahs .. Can you Pink it?How sad is it that a true blue wanderers players Ben Mcculloch was totally ignored by the club he wanted to coach and Tony Munro picked him up and took him to a club that wanted to use his knowledge and backline prowess. Not only is he a great bloke and well liked by all his rugby mates,he has some how convinced with the help of Munro to get the Stu......... to put his hand up to play lower grades with the greens next year.Not only that,we have a singo mate of bennys and the mayor of merewether who was very handy on the side of the scrum for NSW Country who is joining the carlton ranks next year.He was going to go to waratah, but could not except payment to play the game he loves..
ReplyDeleteHey girls, keep it to Rugby & stop all this schoolgirl crap you are going on with.This isn't a forum for your personal differences, i for one am sick to death of it.
ReplyDeleteThe mighty seahorses get it as well chink
ReplyDeletePunchy loves Kurt, is obviously a poon player/supporter after the graphic description of felching as performed in the Blue Oyster Bar most saturday nights after home games. Either that or the dorm at Joeys.
ReplyDeletecredit where its due. All the nobs that said mean things to you should apologise. well done for getting things moving. (Even this bit of serious news is funny!!) Hornet 1 Haters
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