As my head tries to distinguish between the haze that has been the last three days and the haze which is outside my front door, I can't help but make my mind go back four days to what was probably one of the best ever grand finals in the history of Newcastle Rugby. Firstly my apologies go out to those looking for the Munro exclusive interview. The only information I can give you is that he won't be buying a house in Blacksmiths. I also held back from printing this in the hope that James Gardner gets an award for his inspiring piece of writing on Monday. Its probably his best work. Ever.
Back to it. The weather was perfect, the crowd was big. Probably the best idea of the day was to have the two rival camps, Wanderers and Carlton, camping next to each other. It was good at the start of the day, 920am where Wanderers played Merewether in 4th grade and lost. The poons, with no one else to watch until the big one, then vacated the ground to do a spot of shopping at Marketown, or catch the view of Merewether beach at Strezlecki.
As 330pm arrived, the Wanderers had returned from wandering, and a bumper crowd gathered. It seemed from where we were standing, Rod Scott, had purchased some nice high heels, Dorian Simes a handbag and Andrew Fletcher a nice summer hat, fit for the ladies day, not Grand Final day. It was a bare divide, and the tension was stronger than an abseilers rope, scaling a 400ft sheer drop.
It was a game which neither side actually dominated or chanced their arm, yet, it was still an absolutely brilliant game. Coach Theckett was the winner on the day in this 21 - 20 marathon. Surely if he didn't coach Wanderers he would have won coach of the year. Yes, Dan Keivill was good, but Te Koati was easily the best. He wins the Hornet Hive, Man of the Grand Final. He is Merewether Carlton's Adam Princehorn, and by rights, all three should be the representative teams loose forwards. Wanderers scrum, which was dominated viciously by Merewether in the preliminary game, employed a wheel, that Merewether couldn't counter, making this dominance in-effective. The scrum for Wanderers only started to buckle when the old work horse Ian Gray started to tire after his 20 minute cameo.
Wanderers were looking strong in the first half, then on the other side of the break, Merewether came back and looked stronger. Then, in what made the Hornet look Nostradamus like, Merewether scored a penalty try, which was predicted the Friday before the match. Again Wanderers struck back after the break for extra time. Coach Munro's full time speech to lead them into extra time, "Watch them off the kick off" must have had him thinking, "I wish I had have given these kids there Ritalin."
Then after 100 minutes of Rugby, the whistle blowing, and both teams dropping from fatigue, despair and adulation, there was a winner. 21 - 20 to Wanderers. Congratulations to both teams for an inspiring performance that has made Gary Jones quit his post as skills coach for Merewether to pull on the boots to make it 8 grand finals next year.
It was also good to see some of the Wanderers old boys back at the Burwood Inn. Having played in winning Grand Finals before, these old boys probably knew that celebrating a losing grand final with Carlton, was probably going to be more fun than celebrating a winning one with Wanderers. They knew that there was a suburb to drink at, and non - sexual fun to be had with men who have made a career on mediocrity. They were right. As 100 men still standing at the beaches from Merewether, found two lone Wanderers left standing at the bar on Monday night, celebrating their big grand final win, they were jeered out, to wander the streets, to look for an identity, wanderers all the way.
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Its good to see you can still bag a team out even after a win. Good game and another decent report.
ReplyDeleteRight on the other breakaway from wanderers. he was everywhere. It was good to see plenty of Wanderers old boys at the zoo that night though!!
ReplyDeleteYou idiots still lose and think your better than everyone.
ReplyDeletegee you've copped a bagging on the herald hornet
ReplyDeleteIn the unicorns infinite wisdom, he explained to me the other day that if they're talking about you you are doing something right.
ReplyDeleteWe only lost 2 out of 6 anon so that makes us winners in our calculations, with you comments your a loser even though your a winner! chew on that one.
ReplyDeleteto my dearest hornet
ReplyDeleteId like to thank you and my many supporters for your kind words of encouragement on this site. Congratulations on the 6 sides in the gf, no matter what anyone says its a great achievement and shows the strength and depth of talent in your club. On a more serious note thank you for the green hornet "most improved" award, although i was looking to pick up the Aron Thompson/ Rhys Hitchcock Grub of the year award. Keep up the good work, it may actually get you a proper job one day.
Forever yours
Monty
p.s. how does it feel to be pooned
ReplyDeleteOur Dear Monty,
ReplyDeleteBeing pooned isn't as bad as first thought, it could be worse! If we'd choked on a lead a la Hamilton first & seconds the last 2 weeks that would have been harder to take ( all shoelaces have been taken off them for the next 2 weeks by the way )Glad to see you didn't spit it to badly at any time on Saturday,is this a new found maturity or some leverage to find a new team for next year?
What a day for rugby!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to merewether for making all 6 and winning 4 of them! not a bad strike rate.
Wanderers getting away with the big one on the day! I think all will agree that rugby was the big winner on the day!
Even the 5th grade game had quite a big crowd! and the quality of rugby in it was surprising too!!!
Monty, you have been gracious in accepting your award. Well done and all the best at Lake Macquarie.
ReplyDeleteWho cares about getting on the drink. We play rugby to win rugby, not to come second or third in Hamiltons case. Maybe Carlton can get baggsy back!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethe handbag, heels and hat clearly did the job then, cos anyone who was at the game saw the amount of tail floating around the wanderers tent
ReplyDeleteand putting the tents together was unreal, especially for older watson (brother of token rednut nick)
the sound of chocking could be heard throughout the entire ground
my only wish was that i didnt get so blind earlier in the day so i could have enjoyed a phenomenal day of rugby without such a massive haze
I'm also wondering what the hornet is going to do with all his spare time now that the season is finished?
perhaps back to redtube?
I've heard some cheap shot's before on this site but taking Baggsy back!!!!! Wash your mouth out with soap. Carlton is not the home for lost & wayward coaches ( some players maybe ) that award is solely the domain of the OTHER club without a suburb UNIVERSITY, by the way not much has been heard from any of those guys, must be holidays again.
ReplyDeleteBlue Dragonfly mail i'm getting the other side of the Belmore Bridge is that the Hornet has been asked to set up his own porn site after the success with the amount of hits he get's on this site. He has had to tone down some of the poons boys requests though ( if gay is your way thats ok ) as Mrs Hornet may be in the family way after 4 days on the Hornet juice & she may not be to keen for him to pursue the idea.
ReplyDeleteDefinately agree with you on that one Hornet Two Blues #7 was best on ground. Unlucky to miss out on best and fairest. Wanderers were the most consistent team throughout season. Well deserved.
ReplyDeleteHi, this is the first time to this site. wish I had of known it was here all year so i could of predicted a Carlton gf loss!!! blues back to back!!
ReplyDeletenananananana give it up, give it up, carlton give it up.
ReplyDeleteNow the g/f is over some comments. Congrats to the NHRU for hosting a great g/f. Kevill is the most dominating player in Newcastle rugby. Tony Munro still waiting to win something, anything. Hamiiton, without Bubba, and others, to struggle in '10. Theckett deserved coach of year. Green hornet to spend time in infirmary - you must be crushed.
ReplyDeleteha ha
ReplyDeletesee true colours from both teams here.
slime gracious in defeat, but generally still on the piss and having a good time, not turning on computers.
poons acting like homo's, couldn't wait to log on and do the "i told you so" after the fact, treating this blog like a personal attack on their honour
which is getting fading with every disrespectful post.
i know which club I'd rather play for, one with spirit, a great sense of club camaraderie and team-mate ship; 7 grand finals being contested by one club is pretty amazing
the ironic part for me, is the fact all the poons are acting like children! if you react to someone teasing you, you are only going to be tormented further...
every 5 year child knows this ?!? and here i thought their coach was a school teacher?!?!
Go the reds, you are a hypocritical idiot saying wanderers are acting like "homo's" then acusing THEM of acting like children!!!
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteI think by reacting the way you have confirms everything go the reds said abuot you guys, lighten up champ.
The Seahorses certainly arent on Holidays, we have just extended our mad monday a few days. Well done to the poons, good win and to the slime for their wins. Seahorse all the way next year, dont worry about that. By the way Anon, we do have a suburb you imbecile...its called Callaghan. Look it up in your street directory you clown. If you dont have one then I suggest you try to remember the cheap piss and hot chicks at Uni no1 oval...its in Callaghan. What a tosser
ReplyDeleteis that shit pies, hot piss & cheap chicks?
ReplyDeletethats shit pies, shit piss (and hot), won't comment on chicks till I see one at a game and you have the trump card, Barry Mullard !
ReplyDeletethe only chicks that are at the ground on game day have dicks (not that there is anything wrong with that according to the poons
ReplyDeleteI remember the glory days of Uni in the 80's when they had the best looking women, the best steak & sausage sangas, the beer was cold, we were winning grandfinals, Donny was still playing & all was good in the world. What happened? We didn't call it Callaghan then ( got no ring to it young buck, so don't say it again! ) I wan't those days back, can't remember Moz Bullard either.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know where a girl like me can get a bit of muff diving action?? I dont care what team you support just keen to dine on some rugby girls pink tacos.....!
ReplyDeleteWhats that I hear, Munro is the new Baggsy, the professional runner upper. Bring back the golden greek.
ReplyDeleteOh the Reds, the biggest chokers on grand final day and the only minor premier not to go on and win the big one. Should you play the 4th grade teams next year to even it up ?
ReplyDeleteLeave Renee Cross alone......she is an extremely nice person!
ReplyDeleteI think you will find Theckett lost every grand final he has coached in the last 5 years until now so Munro has a fair way to go to catch him. They reckon you gotta lose one to win one, just ask Hamo seconds they are making an artform on the losing side of things.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone shed some light on how the competition will be set up next year???? will there still be a 5th grade competition? will there be the same amount of grades? How many teams will need to be put forward by a club to play in certain grades?
ReplyDeleteNHRU & presidents meeting next Monday night where a decision is supposed to be made. Interesting to see what happens with the colts competition, do they stay or go? Stay tuned
ReplyDeleteHey Vetran,
ReplyDeleteWhile I didnt play in the 80's, it wasnt too long after that!! Good to see Donny still goes to the games. As for Callaghan, none of us actually call it that I only mentioned it because some green faggot tried to tie us in with Wanderers and claim that we have no suburb. The boys in the blood and bandages were playing there a long time ago, long before anybody had heard of Callaghan. The snags are still good though, although the piss could be colder. And we definately could do with some more hungover female students coming out of the colleges and drying out on the hill.
Maybe next year.
No idea-really who cares, cmon..!
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