Winners by Default. A draw was enough to get the merry men from Sherwood forest home, oh it hurts to be Hamilton. It must also hurt to be Sherwood as he is out for the big one with a broken leg. The only fortunate thing is he didn't do it stupidly playing indoor soccer, like Hamilton's Crozier, he did it putting a foot up Monty Simes' backside after he shot his mouth off at coach Theckett after the game.
Getting back to Crozier, Hamiltons back line organiser, Coleman had to contend with a re shuffled back line. This time, no aces were drawn and he had to stick with Paul Dan at no. 10. His decision making skills in the last portion of the match cost them the game. Coleman himself should have put himself in at no. 10 toward the end. Wells, who is brilliant individually, but can't pass, should have been brought closer to the action. Dan became a speed hump for the back row of the Wanderers.Surely all coaches have the aptitude to close out a game which was dominated by the aging forward pack of Hamilton.
Wanderers certainly were anything but winners. A flawed finals system saw them win by default. They have now not won a game in the finals series, and will be in serious doubt with Sherwood out. Apparently his leg was snapped in 152 different places.Maybe they should bring back Jeremy Sergent, former lower grade Grand Final hero, as they certainly don't have many other options floating around in their lower grades.
The game proved to be an anti climax, with no clear winner on the day. Maybe Merewether could play Hamilton in one half and Wanderers in the second half. Maybe they could pick a Hamilton Wanderers rep team to take on the green wave. Wanderers have essentially been rewarded for being the most consistent team all year, and if the game did have an extra time component, its hard to see Hamilton's aging pack being able to get their legs moving after the final whistle for another half of Rugby.
The only ones happy with the result will be the board and the NHRU. The games two fiercest rivals look set to play to a crowd of about 100,000 come grand final day. Townson will bring itself to no. 1, with Carlton having every grade in the Grand Final. 6 Teams and one hill, converging in on the No.1 sports ground. Lets hope the board get it right and hire that same Carlton bus - bar that was used for the AFL grand final at the same venue.
If Wanderers get half the support Merewether do to the game, I will be impressed. For Merewether, there is nothing better than supporting your team, your suburb. For Wanderers, a team lost and confused for so long, it will be the biggest gathering for gay pride since mardi gras, the San Fransisco marches and the village people rolled into one. A band called Ween, once sang - "All the colours of the Homo Rainbow," this weekend, all those colours are blue on blue.
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I still can't get over a team making a grand final and not winning a game!!!
ReplyDeleteThe most anticipated Grand Final, bring it on you slime
ReplyDeleteafter the second half on the weekend crossfit will be leaving the hawks for sure wouldnt you say? early mail has worldwide dance fitness craze zumba will be the replacement
ReplyDeletedidn't see any of you wankers stick around...even after i offered to buy you all a beer...
ReplyDeletei'll make the same bet for saturday....
if you slime get within 10 points, i'll open the bar for you.
you will all see a different result this weekend.
GUARANTEED!!!!
Jules !
Let the games begin. Lets hope Simes starts. He is hopeless. keival was pathetic on the weekend and looks like he is carrying an injury. The only decent player was the butcher, who lifted his team when he had too.
ReplyDeleteMorts, rest up tiger, Thecket will be calling on you this weekend to replace one of the midget Merry Men, i can't see them bringing up Ben Towers unless they've conceded already. Hope Wanderers 3rds are having a nice Mad Monday after choking on saturday, what's that about a team of stars? Go the Green wave.
ReplyDeleteDid the game to extra time? Can some1 explain?
ReplyDeleteMorton, a very brave man you are as im pretty sure if slime do get up, opening the bar would render you in some financial difficulty as 50,000 merewetherans decend to your open bar invitation...hell i'll even join them
ReplyDeleteno extra time, a simple draw will suffice Leslie.
ReplyDeletethe bet is for all playing 1st graders.....and jamie "where did he go" lind...
ReplyDeleteand as for the 50,000 merewetherans (nice word toolbag???) ..with 20 minutes to go, you will cause a traffic jam leaving early as it will all be over by then.
and don't worry about me playing, the boys have been doing it all year, and we all have every confidence in them from here !!!!
slime will be lucky to win 2 grades !!!
Jules
Jules, thankyou for complimenting my choice of words, although in answer to your question "toolbag???" no i do not have one to lend you on your appropriately themed end of season Shenanigans (another nice choice of words if i do say so myself), being YMCA. Enjoy saturday big guy
ReplyDeletecrossfit, if your team had support on the weekend maybe you could have managed to keep out the poons defence. disapointing result for everyone involved in Rugby.
ReplyDeleteperhapes you are right greenbuzzfly, although as the hornet has stated in the article, this grand final is what the people want, the crowd will be all time... may the best team win
ReplyDeletejust had a chat to andy trail and benny towers...
ReplyDeleteif slime win first grade, we will happily pay for drinks for all winning slime teams...
alternatively, when you lose, wasik and banks and all your bunch on merry men, are doing a nude run, stopping at wanderers corner for 10 push ups each.
deal?
jules
To Jules, mate pretty ordinary using someone else name, grow a backbone & use your own you gay bar loiterer. The real Morts has a lot more class than the crap you spruik.
ReplyDeleteand wanderers are the merry men. Idiot. Wasik and banks getting nude wouldn't be that spectacular anyway. They are both 5'2' with small hands and even smaller feet. Maybe get your mate Jamie Lind, so two bucket arses can have a bounce off.
ReplyDeleteOrnet, I trust you have the record books at your side. Can you inform us when the two sides last met in the decider and the score. My guess is late 80's.
ReplyDeleteif there's a bucket arse competition, i'll sub in for Jules !!
ReplyDeleteaint nothing gets around my arse !!!!
jimmy
Crossfithawk, should you not be busy helping P Dan re-edit his online highlights package (see Paul dan rugby highlights on youtube)to include his rendition of a speend hump from last saturday??? Im sure Kevill can help him with the finding the best shots if needed...
ReplyDeleterumour i hear is 2 major team changes for slime's 1st grade side for the weekend
ReplyDeleteno more hints, but both players had outstanding games on saturday, enough to earn the call up
Due to popular demand, the Paul Dan experience has been posted on the right navigation side of this site. Not much tackling going on there.
ReplyDeletegreen hornet you got one bit right. Extra time wouldnt have helped the Hawks. They looked rooted after 60 minutes let alone 80 or 100.
ReplyDeletecrossfit.... get over the fact they are in legitamately like your team.
i am not from either of your clubs (by the way your both gaybar loiterers so forget that arguement) but one thing i will say is that if MC play like they did at home 2 weeks ago it will be a white wash to the 2 blues. One simple fact. FITNESS and HUNGER. MC are spasmotic at best with these two factors (let alone getting them to compliment at once. tough to fix at this end of the season too!!) Two blues lifted so high for the last 20 mins against Hawks that it would be tough for any team in Newcastle to hold back especially if they burst out like that from the start. Good luck to all. This will me momentus and something not many have seen, MC vs W.
Wanderers by 7
Green Hornet.
ReplyDeleteIn pointing out the flaws of the game you have failed to include one of the most exciting final 20 minutes of rugby seen this season. For the 2 blues to come back from 19 0 at half time having gone through 2 fly half's is nothing short of phenomenal. This fact surely says something about the depth in lower teams, and that is without employing the services of Wally (3rd grade 10) possibly the most underrated fly half in the comp.
Just watched the Pauly Dan Experience, wow,
ReplyDeleteF I G J A M
Wow, 19-0 up and losing and nowhere to drink but the sunnyside. no need to comment really!
ReplyDeleteBlue Dragonfly, Have a look on the herald for any positive talk of the wanderers. The fact that for two weeks in a row they have let 20 points get put on them before they have a dig, leads most to believe they don't turn up until its still to late. They didn't actually beat hamilton either, so its not really a comeback unless you win. They got through by default.
ReplyDeleteThe Paul Dan experience could be the cure for Mondayitis.
ReplyDeleteThe soundtrack & editing were my personal highlights.
it certainly was edited by a master,
ReplyDeleteAfter 60 minutes of total crap from the Poons they had to pick it up, Hamo we out on there feet with a litany of wounded so i don't know about the most exiting 20 minutes all year. Maybe for The Oyster Bar faithfull but don't include anyone else in that,should be an absolute belter on Saturday & whether you like them or not 6 teams in from the Slime is an amazing achievement.Riveting stuff from the Danbags highlight tapes, you can't get enough of that stuff.Keep up the good work Hornet i'm sure you will beat little Jimmy G to any breaking stories during the week.
ReplyDeleteGreenhornet-"default" applies more to something like the myth jamie linds anderson medal victory in 2005. Wanderers "victory" is more stephen bradburish! Instead of a ring full of poncie skaters falling over it was a team full of old poncie catholics on their last legs! Like stephen bradbury wanderers will no doubt class this as a win!
ReplyDeleteThe biggest GF in years. 10K + easy. NHRU would be loving it. Fenton will have to fly in his table tennis mates for organising mass event tips.
ReplyDeleteGot through by default, the systems flawed, haven't won a finals game this year etc these are all just words.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is wanderers are in the final on Saturday, they were the minor premiers and all but the head in the sand slime followers know that the Oyster Bay loiterers will be victorious.
The only reason it take them 20 points to have a dig is the fact that Jimmy Gardiner pays the club to wake up after half time so the comp looks more interesting on paper. It's a brilliant idea.
And as for that Pauly Dan experience, whoever thought 10 minutes of goal kicks and close ups of ball shovelling from the ruck base would be entertaining has about as much brains as Paris Hilton after a glue sniffing experiment.
anyone who watched the Dan experience dont come back here complaining you want the most boring 10 minutes of your life back!
ReplyDeleteHaha, what is bubba doing commenting on the herald forum swearing etc. You are supposed to be a coach ( i use the term loosely ), an example to your players? Youre on the herald site swearing and replying to comments-what an embarressment you are. stop acting like a child
ReplyDelete"Wanderers "victory" is more stephen bradburish!"
ReplyDeleteBrilliant comparison. Did anyone see the rugby brawls in the Sydney and Canberra finals? At least when Carlton win this weekend their supporters will greatly outnumber Wanderers, so the rest of the crowd should be safe.
I hear it that referee Ryan has offered an apology to Hamilton for his performance...Can coach theckett stop their scrum peddling backwards & can that ginga number 2 hit a barn door under pressure???? needless to say the poons came home like a hurricane... is it enough though to stop the bong smokers...?? I think it will come down the singing of the national anthem and with the poons rabble and two poms in the side - i predict the aussie pride to shine.. Slime by 12.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is "The blue dragonfly" is a poor attempt at establishing a worthy arch nemesis to the green hornet. I think you've been sniffing glue after reading that dribble.
ReplyDeleteI hear the Hornet could be buzzing around on GF day, you may have to look up to the sky though to catch a glimpse. Watch for the photos of his aerial assault on this site soon! Are there any interviews to look forward to this week or any other interesting tidbits coming up?
ReplyDeleteAfter the weekends embarrassing loss rumours are rife the hamilton players are done and will be leaving the club...........
ReplyDeleteMobby will donate his time to the newcastle museum where his head will go on exhibit as the worlds largest potato! Pauly Dan will be admitted as a test case to the university as the only down syndromed person who actually knows he has down syndrome! Bubba, done with rugby will go into business and purchase his own soap company, made from the fat from both his belly and buttocks! Wells will counter balance his rugby by running around in the under 12'sb comp (he will simply have to shave) whilst starring in a stage version of wizard of oz-he will be the head munchkin-provided he supplies his own lollypop! Shamus will claim citizenship in japan, adding to the growing list of countries he claims origin from whilst living of unemployment benefits from all consecutively! Maxwell, already aware the struggles life with red hair has bestowed on him will simply move underground! Va tired of carrying his aging team will be like the guy in kung fu and simply walk the earth-in search of a knew knee! Charly the wonderdog will become Luke Troys best mate as he realises what the girls say is true-size does matter! Matt Dan will claim royaltys from brother Paul claiming he taught his brother all the down syndrome characteristics from his birth! The sunnyside will turn into a gay bar (just needs to be painted)
Learn to spell oinks you dumb cunt.
ReplyDeleteoink you are a penis with a hat on !! fair enough if u want to big note your own team or run down hammo as a club, but u dont know these blokes so you'd wanna shut your hole now. its only a matter of time till you are found (people will talk). You should start investing in some panadol mate.
ReplyDeleteSuch profanities for something as trivial as spelling errors. Sorry ladies, i will use my theozaurus rex next time whilst trying to speed type! Thankyou for your concern concerned citizen, and time, so many memories, i love you all! Good bye!
ReplyDeleteoinks early mail....hilarious !! shamus to also claim to be russian (loves his girly vodka drinks) but ultimately take up a boxing career through his boxing promoter father don king...pauly dan a new career as a speed bump for the council...
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