Monday, August 31, 2009

Finals - Week 1. The Analysis

Merewether were good, Hamilton were hopeless, Maitland played above the weight of their two fat front rowers, and uni was more disappointed at not getting to second place, Again.

The young legs of Merewether got them home and Hamilton were really only ever in it for the second grade game. If Blubba was any sort of a coach he'd make the second side play on Saturday at 2:15 against the greens and make them turn out again on Sunday against Maitland. Al Quatermans Rolex was the only thing with a ticker out on the field on Saturday for Hamilton. The referee actually played a backing singers role in what Merewether turned into a second rate match. This is unusually surprising, considering his whistle is normally so loud and inconsistent it has been likened to the chord progression in a sex pistols punk song.

I had made mention that the Hamilton players were now to old to pick up older women at the exchange, as they were in the same age bracket. I wonder if their old legs got them to the Reeves' retirement home bingo night on Gordon ave after their loss. They looked old, tired and over it on the weekend. Even their young half back is bald, I think this contributed to his poor service to Wells, who in turn couldn't pass a parked car on the weekend. The greens to their credit must have found Theo's new shop at Georgetown and realised that it wasn't really a suburb where actual Rugby players would drink. All of sudden the breakdown was fixed.

Merewether were easily two classes above the Hawks. a good example of this is James Bertsos tearing his hamstring from the bone, yet completing the game and carving the opposition. He was the third best on the park behind Princehorn and Dan Garner. If anything, they showed Maitland that they will be able to easily dominate this team next week. Hamilton need to pick up some speed in the outside backs if they want to threaten this year. Maybe Blubba could walk the strip at Islington to find some, because the team they presented on the weekend had none in them. They were 'hexham' poor.

Maitland on the other hand started to show why the great Jimmy Gardner rated them number one at the start of the year.They showed why Dave Kennedy is probably the worst defensive player in the game and he made several errors of judgement. It was probably his fault they lost the game. Some supporters on the mound, even heard him yelp when the opposition came close. Uni will be disappointed they will not get to compete for second place again this year. They probably deserved to come third, but Maitland definitely surprised them and out muscled them in all areas of the park. They were more impressive than Hamilton and should beat them on Sunday.

I'm also of the belief that Wanderers have played their best game of the semis this week. The momentum they built during the season has stopped and this weekend may as well be round one for them. We all know what happened in Round 1 at Townsen Oval.

Feel free to add more. Give me predictions,form guides, and favourite players, just don't give me any more rubbish about the unicorn.

30 comments:

  1. Well said Hornet, let's get on with the articulate & insightfull Rugby sledging that we have come to expect from this esteemed forum! Not playing on a mans personal life. I cannot agree highly enough with the Taupo Terror in the previous blog re that cat Symes from the Poons who was heard to shout out after his second try " Why aren't i in first grade? " well dickhead it's quite obvious you aren't good enough with defence that would make the great Matt Jackson wince with embarassment & a headspace that must be questioned. Does anyone know if any of the Colt's have been cited after the " All in " betweem Uni & Singo, great advertisement guys.Good riddance to the Uni pests who make up the numbers come finals time, must have been an after Uni excursion somewhere or they are missing Mad Max's misplaced aggresion & input.Will be interesting to see if Pet Shop boys can overcome the 2 soft games & a week off against a battle hardened Slime at home.

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  2. Hamilton will still be there. You have no idea. Play one good game and you arrogant bastards think you've won a comp. Its easy, you'll get beat by Wanderers then we'll beat you.

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  3. Sorry no name, We'll be playing Maitland in the GF.

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  4. Ken Tubman Drives me crazyAugust 31, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Anonymous, I think you'll find the Slime have played a couple of good games this year & a couple of tough one's on the trot with maybe a couple more to go, take a chill pill & look at the facts, i hope Hammo can regroup & be there in the end but injuries to Yeah Yeah & the Springbok #2 may cruel you guys. But again if you look at the facts they will probably go back to back & be out after the weekend. Maitland to go all the way after there courageous performance on the weekend, they are doing crossfit training & checking out their horoscopes & biorythm tables as we speak to all peak together on the weekend.

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  5. Maybe Wanderers can't get a group discount for therapy sessions going, imagine sitting in on this "group" Symes, Yannis, Mlotowski, Kevill & Kohanski. Freud would have a ball with this lot!

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  6. well done slime a very polished performance, i think we (hawks) have wayne king baggs to thank for u guys muscling up at the breakdown. And as for the blacks thankyou so much for doing the rest of the comp a favour and gettign rid of the most annoying team in the comp plenty of sad seahorses right now, especially my mate bookworm...

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  7. I just went and Oinked myself!!!!August 31, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    Be a good group!. Symes would bring his black eye, his saucer of milk and his friends (oh thats right he doesnt have any-even in his own team!). Kevill could bring the speed and his pending assault charge, snort up and forget the worries of the world and remember the good old days when he was an emerging wallaby. All theyd need was Kurt Cobain and you got a party! Topic of discussion for the session- rob ashtons conitinual fixation and fasciantion on other team mates penises!!

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  8. How does the hornet see 2nd grade panning out?
    Uni should carve up the poons on the weekend and the greens dont appear to pose much threat as long as they keep a mungo at 10

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  9. the little clubs that could...August 31, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Good to see the small clubs representing in the finals series this year, with cooks hill in 5th grade looking good for the premiership and also griffins and southern lakes doing well in 1st division.

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  10. I'd say carlton by 20 in the gf for seconds.

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  11. hawks to take care of the greens 2s this wkend as was done last yr....the man mountain of the hawks pack sam 'chilli' palmer to carry the team to victory on his massive set of shoulders !!

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  12. hawks easily on saturday against slime, we have momentum after coming in from behind with the wanderers to get up on saturday arvo

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  13. Discount the Slime 2nds at your peril boys. talk is cheap, 5 premierships in the last 6 years count in the big ones & we saw who choked in last years big one when the Green's didn't have a decent front row, plus you have the added liability of a Danbag in the backline. Slime in tight one & go the Blacks.

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  14. chink in the armourAugust 31, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    by all reports the greens would be silly not to target the hamilton speed hump P.Dan and keep allowing him to kick with left foot,he would be still scraping poo out of his pants after i saw barnstorming with J. Garrett run straight over the top of the cat. key for hamo target the mungo in attack hates tackling the cat.uni to come second

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  15. english fast bowlerAugust 31, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    Plays of the weekend: Monty crossing for his 1st try yelling words to the effect of , '..... and you c&nts want to drop me.' Only for him to back it up with knocking himself out whilst tackling a hawks tryscorer over the line. He was more precious than a china vase. Beckett has issues with this lad in the stable... How many uni colts will get a start next weekend? It was like a cronulla sharks NZ tour..very messy. The slime very impressive in 1's... will the injured greek miss the rest of the finals...??

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  16. hawks to unlease the secret weapon this weekend in 2's they call him(taxi with the doors open,Foxtell, wingnut) look out slime he is coming. let me tell you he has them pinned back and ready for action.

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  17. Greens know all about Zabowski, any other secret weapons? another Danbag now the other ones gone up to ones?

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  18. No not Zabawski Lake Taupo, i think the insider is referring to the mighty FRASER, without doubt the buy of the comp. If coach coleman had any sense this man-beast would be in 1's. would love to see him single handedly dismantle the blacks forwards

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  19. Well funny u say that Tugger.(good to see u back) i have it from my person in the know that he (Fraser) or TAXI/FOXELL that he was running freely and is jumping out of his skin. (Maybe just to cacth up with his ears) But WARNING look out Slime & Maitland.

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  20. Fraser he is a has been i played with him in Camberra you will need a lot of tape to pin his ears back. Does he still think he is a 6/8. He is a prop a best. will that is what his body shape says

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  21. Blubba, the mayor of blubbington, Blubbasville USASeptember 2, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Youve been crying this tune Tuggon Smith since the forum/s opened! I told you then that the only way that Tubby Fraser would get into the Hawks pack would be through injury or the whole 1st pack dropped dead. He is playing where his fat ass deserves to be-SECONDS! He should be greatful just fitting his guts into a jersey let alone playing-as i said back then take it up with the coach!

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  22. Green Fly Hornets brotherSeptember 2, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Fraser who is this myth!!!!!!! Please help i dont know him. This Tugger Smith talk him up but no one knows him. Must be good!!!!!!

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  23. Well fly he is probably from your family if his ears are any thing to go by. They much your and your bro's wings

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  24. Well you all talk about this Fraser guy's EARS yes they must be great to hear with. BUT what about the pastie white legs on him got i hope if u does play they put long long shorts on him what a POM

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  25. I have stirred up a Hornets Nest re Fraser ( Zabowski will play ) all Fraser was good for in the 1st round v Greens was forming a circle behind the tryline & slapping the boys on the arse, didn't help em them & won't help em now! If your bringing back has beens the Whale & Lemons look in spectacular fettle & will win the boat race if nothing else. Where is that useless Bendeich this year? shit you guys have some liabilities!

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  26. (COBS) -centre for overweight backrowers societySeptember 2, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    For the lady that claimed to play with FRASER in Camberra - FRASER was a killer 8. You'd recall his great nemesis at QBN...? Needless to say white legs, fat guts and big ears - Is he related to Steve BARRETTO ?? It all tends to point to him being a prop - He is a great chance to play this weekend.

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  27. Green Fly Hornets brotherSeptember 2, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    Good to see him back to head the circle behind the tryline on Saturday. Are you (Fraser) going to back back that fat Blubba as well. That will ready speed up the game want it, not. Come on give it up white legs you will get burnt it is going to be sunny on Saturday.

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  28. Dan Kevill.......OinkingSeptember 3, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Hi Rugby fans, i really cant wait to get out on the field on saturday and show my stuff! I had a great week last week with the week off, i got pinged up to the eye balls and ran amuck through every bar in newie i could find! Just came down in time to do a few laps at training and then back on it again! I dont really need much training as i only run it from the back of the scrum when we are 10 metres out from the other teams line, but its fun none the less. I still wish it was 2003 and i was an emerging wallaby but with the weakness of newcastle rugby it doesnt really matter, i look good compared to the other so called number 8's out there. I have got a lid on my rage now though, the cops sorted me out there pretty well. Thug life is overated and i have come to mellow over the last few years! Only hope the Rep side can forgive me for my past indiscretions and lift that ban on me!! Anyhow i have missed you all with the week off last week and hope to see you all soon. Love and kisses on all your pink bits, sincerely the raging bull, Dan "Thunder Balls" Kevill!

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  29. Emerging wallaby my ass!! Emergancy homo maybe, wallaby no!

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