Breaking News - Samoan Appeal

The NHRU and the green hornet have put aside their differences and decided to help the Hamilton Hawks on their quest to help the Samoans.

At this stage it will be via a clothing bin at NHRU headquarters. The clothes will be shipped across within the next few weeks. All items will be accepted, however Wanderers jerseys and speedos will probably not go down to well with the locals.

Please make sure the clothes are in a respectable state. Special mention goes to the kids from Merewether "NO SKINNY LEG JEANS. & HAIR GEL IS NOT CLOTHING!!"

So all my fans, detractors, relatives and rivals, please give generously. The NHRU is also looking into setting up an account for donations also, so lets just sit back and wait for the news and make a wish for the Samoans and their plight.

And if you want controversial? At least it wasn't Big Nige from Beaches thrown out of the plane in a fictional story.